What I expect in 6 days.
I should have been aborted.
My mother encouraged me to join a dating site. Sure, whatever. The entire time I’ve been using it for evil, trying to make all the men that message me freak out. Sure, I’m nice to those that want conversation - but I am not amused by the first message being flirtation.
Hah. I’ll die alone.
Do you know why Gamagori is falling outside instead of chasing the kid down the stairs?
Because students are not allowed to run through the hallways.
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
I’m willing to pay 50,000 bells for four blue roses in Animal Crossing New Leaf. Shoot me a message if you’re willing to make the trade.